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Wear your chart.
Or laugh at it.

Fine-line zodiac shirts for people who take their sign seriously, and cosmic clichés for everyone who doesn't. Printed to order in Europe.

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01 · Classy

The Signs

Twelve signs, drawn properly. Fine-line constellations and glyphs you'd actually wear to dinner.

Shop the signs → “Sorry, I'm a Gemini. Both of us are.” 02 · Funny

Cosmic Clichés

Every astrology joke you've ever made, now wearable. Laugh at yourself. Your chart already does.

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Twelve signs. Zero fluff.

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Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19 Taurus Apr 20 – May 20 Gemini May 21 – Jun 20 Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22 Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Libra Sep 23 – Oct 22 Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21 Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19 Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
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€25 per shirtPrices incl. VAT
Free shipping from 3€4.95 anywhere in the EU
Printed to orderIn Europe, no overstock
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